absollution:

can’t decide if i want to masturbate, eat a whole pizza, or kill myself

(Source: cheesecurl, via yeahfuentes)

bring-me-the-penguins:

i always want to start a conversation with you but i always get paranoid that you think im harrassing you or you have something better to do than talk to me, i just feel like im not good enough idk

(via cantdrownmydemons-deactivated20)

• Perfect definition of me: Screwed for life since the day the sperm met the egg
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